The report was about a body that was found in a flooded quarry in Eccleston Delph. The body was identified as Martin Johnstone who was known to be an international drug dealer. Police assumed he’d been “done in” and that the body had been thrown over the edge of the flooded quarry to be hidden, but the body had landed on the ledge on the way down which led to a quick discovery.
The idea was to take these sparse details and create a story about how the body came to be there. I couldn't think of anything sensible, so I chose to write a story about a gigantic purple butterfly with glittery wings. I think a lot of whodunits would benefit from the inclusion of gigantic purple butterflies, especially ones with glittery wings.
Here's the report we were given:
The Body in Eccleston Delph, Lancashire, 1979
Once it was a beauty spot. But that was before it became the watery grave of an international drugs dealer. Eccleston Delph, a flooded quarry in the heart of Lancashire, was never meant to reveal its gruesome secret. But the body of Martin Johnstone never hit the bottom. Instead it came to rest on a ledge after the perpetrators of the most notorious deed in the history of crime in the North West, had bundled him over the edge.
And here's the story:
Martin loved butterflies. He regularly went on butterfly-hunting expeditions in Karamazoople (which is one of the smaller islands off the coast of Mozambique).
“Crazy git,” everyone said. “Must be on drugs.”
One day, halfway through his 1979 expedition, he found the most beautiful butterfly he’d ever seen. It was fifteen feet high. It had giant glittery wings and a bright purple body.
Martin and the butterfly fell in love at first sight.
“Come fly with me,” the butterfly said. “Karamazoople is full of fleas and dirt and long wormy things that creep into my bed at night. Take me home and let's live together forever.”
With a cry of delight, Martin leapt onto the butterfly’s back. Together they flew to his home in Eccleston Delph. The butterfly was too big to get through Martin’s front door so they hollowed out a cave in the side of a disused quarry, and there they made their home.
Sadly, one day there was a terrible rainstorm. The rain caused a landslide which filled the cave with choking black mud, killing the butterfly. All that was left was a tiny edge of a glittery wing poking out from the quarry side.
Martin (who had escaped the landslide only because he had nipped out for a ciggie) was left stranded on a ledge, on what had once been the doorstep of his cave. Overcome with grief for the loss of his true love, he sat silently, crying into the rain and eventually died of grief. His body was found on the ledge a week later, his head in his hands. The tears and the rain had all dried away.
In case you're interested, here are the actual details behind the story. Sadly there's no mention of gigantic purple butterflies.