DIY Poem One
Mary, Mary, Queen of Glamour
Grabbed a nail and grabbed a hammer
She aimed the hammer at the shelf
But poor Miss Mary hit herself
Mary's hubby kept so calm,
He ran to grab some soothing balm
He fixed her thumb, then fixed the shelf
All are now in perfect health.
DIY Poem Two
Matt and Mary made some shelves
They fixed them to the wall themselves
Laws of physics don't apply
To this King and Queen of DIY
The shelves stood strong. The shelves stood tall.
There was no chance they'd ever fall
All who saw them gave three cheers
For Matt and Mary: Engineers!